Jeff Goldbum on Conan with seduction tips

Haha, what a romantic..

I would kill for abs like Gwen Stefani's

Seriously. I wish I could walk around like that without looking like a complete idiot. (Actually, pre-Return of Saturn Gwen is my inspiration for when I do.)

Shia on set of Indiana Jones 4

HOT HOT HOT

Gisele's sexy GQ cover

I LOVE that bikini.

Iselin Steiro in "Nuances Denim" by Mario Sorrenti

LOVE ISELIN. And sometimes I love Mario Sorrenti.

Lindsay in some German magazine

UGH

KEIRA TAKE THOSE PANTS (and those sunglasses) OFF RIGHT NOW. WTF.

I hate her stylist... because god save her if she dresses like that herself.

Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns have got to be one of the cutest fucking couples alive

I think it's because of his moustache. Why oh why.

Gary Oldman filming The Dark Knight

Okay, I'm actually looking forward to this movie because:
a.) Christian Bale (first and foremost)
b.) GARY MUTHAFUGGIN OLDMAN
c.) Maggie Gyllenhaal replacing Katie Holmes. Why wasn't that done earlier!
d.) I still don't know how to respond to Heath Ledger as the Joker

I can't stop with the lists.

Megan Fox actually looking good!

She looks SO MUCH BETTER without
a.) all that make-up she usually has caked on
b.) that stupid porn star pout she does (aww yes, she's smiling! and the glasses are a plus too)
c.) hopefully that tacky marilyn monroe tattoo

Keep it up!

I don't think I've mentioned that I saw her at Sunset Junction and she looked disgusting and that's how I recognized her.

Jon Stewart is a proud and happy daddy

Ahahahaha

The Olsen Twins out and about doing shit

1.) Ashley smokes?
2.) Mary-Kate smiles and looks happy?
3.) Ashley has a good body?

Daria Werbowy and Carmen Kass in "Air Libre" by Peter Lindbergh

I think Daria Werbowy and Peter Lindbergh are great together. Plus she and Kass look really good naked.

Kim Noorda in "Charm of the Bourgeoisie"

Eh, it's okay. I just really like the blurry one with the cat's eye glasses.

Dita Von Teese wears gorgeous dresses

Just absolutely stunning!

Irina out and about with Pete!

There are rumors that they're dating, but from what I understand they're like best friends-- like brother and sister and Irina has said before that it would be very weird if they ever dated again so I doubt it. But if that was somehow the case, Kate's gonna be pissed! (I think they look cute together in any case.)

And oh wow, someone's really upset about it (even though it's probably not true!):