A Response to Pop Culture: 07/14/07

Megan Fox looks better almost naked with minimal makeup

Sean Connery like you've never seen him before

Spectacular.

Ten Worst Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak

This article is too sweet.

http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do/

Why Christian Bale is a Bad Ass

I could not agree more with this article. This is for the assholes who are all like, "I don't see what the big deal with him is!" when I go fangirlnutz over this bitch.

http://www.filmwad.com/featured-why-christian-bale-is-a-badass-3312-p.html

Harry Potter X!

In the latest attempt to distinctively brand their illegal products, New York City drug dealers have begun peddling Ecstasy pills bearing images from the popular Harry Potter books and movies. Federal prosecutors in Brooklyn this week charged 14 people with allegedly smuggling 400,000 pills of the popular club drug into the U.S. from Europe. Included in that large stash--which was intercepted by Drug Enforcement Administration and Customs Service agents--were the so-called Harry Potters, pills that retail in Gotham for about $25. Below you'll find an evidence photograph, provided to us by the DEA, of a seized Ecstasy pill bearing Harry's initials in the young wizard's distinctive lightning typeface.
Hahahahahahaha. Sweet.

Irinaaaa

1.) With Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon!
2.) Photographed by Helena Christensen for Marie Claire

Be your own Simpson!

They're going ALL OUT to promote The Simpsons Movie, aren't they? But hey, I got to see what I'd look like with a rat tail too!

Work it here:
http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html

Did Mary-Kate get a new nose?

Regardless, bitch needs to brush her hair. Or at least condition.

Gavin Rossdale's first kid (now 18 and nekkid)

She's a little cutie. It's from the i-D couples issue. (Photographed by Terry Richardson!!)

Steve Buscemi is getting older, but not any less cooler

You know they totally did it. Good for you, Steve. But I hope you wore a rubber.

Ugly Sienna Miller steals my look (sort of)

Fuck her, I wanted to rock high-waisted shorts.

Kate Update

Kate & Pete article in German Vanity Fair:

Horrible scans, I know, but awww R.I.P.

For Versace F/W '07 by Mario Testino:

Not the best, but at least it's better than her last Versace campaign.

Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie Comparison in US Weekly

Transformers' Megan Fox is often compared with Angelina Jolie, 32, thanks to the 21-year-old's lush lips, tattoos (eight!), and frank sex talk. "It's flattering," Fox tells Us. "I take it as a big compliment."

SHE WISHES.

Christina Ricci at a Hugo Boss fashion show in Berlin

She is SO CUTE! That hair is for the Speed Racer movie and quite frankly, I approve. I think she looks absolutely adorable!

Mischa Barton still sucks

WHAT THE FUCK. Everytime I see her in shit, I'm like, "HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!" She doesn't even do anything anymore except appear in cheap campaigns, which she shouldn't even be in the first place. Because she sucks and she's ugly. I don't see what they or anyone sees in her.

Alessandra Ambrosio still ugly

So the bitch finally got her teeth done, but too bad it doesn't look any better.

OLD TEEF

NEW TEEF

Jaime Pressly rules!

According to In Touch, Jaime Pressly thinks Ugly Betty is a joke. "It bores the hell out of me. I can't stand it," she said.

"They're purposefully big-upping the ugly fat girl to make everybody feel great, but it also glamorizes the fact that people are getting plastic surgery because they can. It's really bizarre."

ABC reps had no comment regarding her outburst.

RIGHT ON.

Another reason to hate Hermione

Emma Watson admires Daniel Radcliffe for doing a nude scene and plans to do the same.
The young actress is secretly planning to change her perfect image, just as her Harry Potter co-star is doing.

The 17 year-old British star says that she is proud of Radcliffe, who has a nude scene in the London play Equus. She said, "I'd like to think I would (do that). Not that I want to get naked, but I hope that something like that will come along. That's the plan anyway."

GROSS, NO.