CLIP OF MK ON WEEDS

"The lord wants me to sell pot." Dear lord, I cannot wait.

Selma Blair in Dazed & Confused

Cutie!

Beauty and the Beast

It should be pretty clear who is who. (Hint: the beauty doesn't do tacky Keds ads.)

Evan Rachel Wood by Ellen von Unwerth

I'm not gonna bother posting the interview because I don't really care what she has to say. And I like it better that way. Her tattoo is stupid.

Britney's upcoming Allure cover

God bless photoshop technology! With that aside, I actually like it.

Gross

Apparently Cosmo readers in the UK dig the dyke look because they voted Orlando Bloom most eligible. Nasty, right?

Coco Rocha in "Wow!" for Numèro (September '07)

I love Coco Rocha. Her lips are always open, yeah, but then again she had a jaw deformity (that she got fixed at the beginning of her career). And it's kind of become her trademark? Unlike Adriana Lima, on the other hand, who is just a whore.