Amy Winehouse

I can't help but like this self-proclaimed alcoholic/anorexic/cutter/fucked up bitch. I can't help but sing "Rehab" in the shower. I mean, how liberating is it to belt out "THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID NO NO NO" in the shower especially after a night of whiskey?

I will take into consideration that she has the face of a horse.

CFDA Awards

How absolutely stunning is Karen Elson?! Mommy glow!!

However, Petra Nemcova will always be a fat whore.



Irina, why are you looking so greasy?! I still can't help but love her. She may not be a very good model and all, but she's just so cool. The bitch was the drummer for the Babyshambles for Christ's sake! And we all know that chick drummers are fucking sexy.

Overall, pretty much everyone looked horrible at the CFDA Awards (sans Mrs. White/Gillis of course) or the photographers weren't very good. At all.

Vanessa Minello

I don't understand why Miss Vanessa Minello aka Miss Lachey aka Miss Jobless is putting out statements regretting taking those photos or how they're embarassing. It's not like they're actually cutting each other or bumping cunts. It just looks like fucked up dumb bitches posing for myspace pictures..

The only thing I'd regret or be embarassed about is looking like Lindsay Lohan (bless her heart).