2007 BET Awards: Yay Black People

OHHHHHHhhh Vivica.... (what are we going to do with you.)

Alicia bbgrl, y u so boring?!

The Queen Bee! Period.

I don't think Eve got the memo that she is not Gwen Stefani.

Rihanna's such a sexy bitch.

Best BFFs Ever

Janeana Garofalo being awesome with Henry Rollins at the premiere of that Disney movie with the rat, whatever it's called.

I always got that dyke vibe from her and I dig it. But the fact that she's not really a dyke makes her that much cooler. She just rules on so many levels.

Holy fuck, I really can't get enough of this guy

I bet he can eat that pussy reaaaalll goood. I feel guilty about finding him so INCREDIBLY SEXY because admit it, dude looks like a total douche, man.

So here's more of him making out with a tennis ball. Dear lord.


SWEET JESUS. (Is it seriously wrong to find him so attractive?)

Christian Bale and Rescue Dawn co-star Heath Ledger Have Dinner Sexy Style

Sexy style sans Heath of course. (You could've chosen a better dinner date at this point, Christian dear.) Heath has seriously been seeing better days lately.

The tramp is such a lucky woman. And I even feel guilty about calling her a tramp :'(

John Krasinski

At 6'3. bitch looks pretty sleek. Even with those big ol' ears.

Well it's about time!

The Harry Potter kids finally shatter their clean-cut image and confess that they smoke and drink once a while. Seriously though, IT'S BEEN ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

The teenage stars of the Harry Potter films yesterday shattered their clean-cut image — and confessed to enjoying booze and fags.

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have maintained an impression of well-behaved innocence for the last seven years.

But Emma, 17 — goody two-shoes Hermione Granger in the films — has confessed she has smoked and enjoys a drink.

She said: “You are careful not to do it in the public eye.

“You have your first cigarette or first glass of alcohol in a safe environment with your close friends — or you choose to do it in a nightclub in the middle of London.”

Rupert, 18, who plays the slightly socially inept Ron Weasley, said: “Because we are quite busy we do miss out, but getting drunk for the first time, we still have those kind of experiences.”
Daniel, 17, who plays Harry, vowed he won’t go off the rails, but admitted: “It doesn’t stop us from having a party once in a while.

“Parties are fine and fun, but what I enjoy are the acting and the work.”

Hermione is an old hag. Hang that bitch. Come to think of it, I can't say much for Harry and Ron either. NEVILLE, SIRIUS, AND SNAPE FTW.

Quentin Tarantino Sucks..

Toes!! The director has been caught in the act of one of his well-known fetishes.. (think From Dusk 'Til Dawn!)

Kate with Pete at Glastonbury

Awww.. and one of Kate dropping off Lila Grace at school for good measure.

Shia LaBeouf and a lucky tennis ball

Oh, Jesus...

Kimora Lee and her Baby Phat

Looky!! Kimora Lee doesn't wear a bra and has cottage cheese thighs! She's just like me! Hurrah. Just without the buff black boyfriend. And I could be a bit more fabulous.

Anna Nocon

She has been added to the list of favorite models.. for the mean time. I think she's really cute in that gothy sort of way (like Jessica Stam when she first started out, you know?) I dig it.