I fucking hate this bitch.

Cory Kennedy, 17, of Cobrasnake-and-hanging-out-with-Vincent Gallo fame, is on the cover of Jalouse magazine's September issue (often regarded in magazine land as The Big Fashion Issue).

I'm not even going to begin on why she's so fucking disgusting. (Though I will not refute that the fact that she has probably banged Vincent Gallo on more than one occasion is one of the reasons.)

So it's true

Beneath all that make-up and flash, Jennifer Lopez is secretly ugly. (Well, it was never a secret to me.)

I thought Nicole would make a cuter preggo

Oh well.

Sweeney Todd update!

Yes, good news!!! It has been pushed to Christmas this year and not January 11th of next year. Yay! And of course, it has Helena Bonham Carter and ALAN RICKMAN.

YES YES YES.

Adrien Grenier is officially gay.

1.) He hangs out with Paris Hilton. Apparently, a lot.
2.) He drinks Smirnoff Ice.
3.) He's bringing Smirnoff Ice to Paris Hilton's house.
4.) You know they've totally done it.

I don't need anymore reasons than that. Gone are the days of Lyle in Cecil B. Demented. Gone are the days of starring opposite of Melissa Joan Hart aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch in Drive Me Crazy (and the Britney Spears music video, no less). Gone are the days of his indie cred forever.

I officially hate him. Fucking Entourage.

Updates on the Culkins?

Yeah. Uh. I didn't know Keiran had really bad lazy eye. I remember I used to have a huge crush on him. UH, YEAH I DON'T KNOW HOW EITHER. Rory's now legal. God bless.

And as for Macauley, I'm sure he's smoking a nice joint with Mila Kunis. Lucky bastard.

"Top 10 Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies"

http://quigs.blogspot.com/2007/08/ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies.html

I can't believe I haven't yet compiled this list myself. The movies are as follows:

10.) Office Space
9.) Monty Python
8.) Wedding Crashers (I haven't heard this one in a long time. Thank god.)
7.) Anything with Samuel L. Jackson
6.) The 40 Year Old Virgin (DEAR GOD, I KNOW.)
5.) Anchorman (refer to #8.)
4.) The Austin Powers series (This will never go away.)
3.) Borat (I love this: Is your name Sacha Baron Cohen? No? THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. SO TRUE.)
2.) Napoleon Dynamite (I think This movie could've earned itself a nice little cult following among respectable movie buffs. Instead, thanks to Hot Topic and douchebag teeny boppers, it will forever be known as the film that led to countless beatings on the playgrounds against bandwagon hopping bitches who wore "Vote for Pedro" shirts and would never shut the fuck up about num-chucks and tater tots. sums it up.)
1.) 300

I wonder how The Big Lebowski escaped the list.. no worries, I am guilty for that one.

Sasha P in "I'm just drawn like that" for Numéro

SO STUNNINGBEAUTIFULGORGEOUS! Very Jessica Rabbit, I like. I also like that hair color on her. It might be better than blonde, methinks. I love Sasha P to death. She actually kind of reminds me of Karen Elson here.