Shia likes jolly fat gays

“I’m a big fan of PerezHilton.com and TMZ.com. I’d hate to be on those sites, but I can’t stop reading them.”

Of course you can't, you conceited bastard. On the real, homeboy must be filthy stinking rich though.

Hilary, what did you do?

The top is just awful and OH MY GOD, CRIMPED HAIR. Enough said.

Rihanna being hot in Paper magazine

Hee hee.

How is Zac Efron not gay?

Seriously. I mean his forte is MUSICALS. If that's not enough to send the gaydar spinning, I don't know what is. AND those photos are from a Hairspray JEWELRY launch at KITSON. There's definitely something kind of wrong about that.

He's kind of channeling a young Jared Leto (you know, pre-30 Seconds to Mars/sucking) in the second photo. Queer.

Oh, and don't go see Hairspray unless you sneak in and if that's the case, then you must yell and kick and scream. A lot.

BABY BERNAL

Okay, not exactly baby, but it was from 1992 and he's like, 26 now. I suck at math so I don't know, you do it.

GWEN STEFANI DOLLS!

The first one is all special edition and shit so it's like $100, but the second set is only $15 at Target! I am SO getting one.

Speaking of celebrity dolls, I have an old Britney one lying around somewhere and I oughta cut off her hair and shit to keep her up to date, you know?

Tarantino is an old soul?

Moviemaker QUENTIN TARANTINO has embraced the philosophy of past lives after being introduced to reincarnation by his actress pal UMA THURMAN. Thurman was brought up Buddhist, often meeting the Dalai Lama during her childhood, and has explained the Eastern religion to her director friend. Tarantino tells British men's magazine GQ,

"I do believe in past lives and stuff like that. I know I must have been a writer in a few other lives. I know I was a black slave in America. I think maybe even like three lives. Yeah, I know that. And I know that I was Japanese in another life and I was Chinese in another life.

When asked what makes Tarantino believes he was formerly a black slave, he replies,

"I've got nothing I could say that would not make me sound like a horse's ass. It's just a feeling. A knowing."

You KNOW he's got hardcore yellow fever and a strange obsession with black people (and an extreme foot fetish on top of it all). Fucking hippies.

Sascha Baron Cohen wears funny t-shirts

Sweet.

D&G Spring '07

Overall it was kind of tacky, but I appreciated some of the satin bottoms and see-through things because I'm a nasty skank like that.

1.) I WOULD seriously wear those harem pants with some short shorts under it. HOT.
2.) I'm totally digging that shade of blue satin shorts. And it would match my hair!
3.) Very Laura Dern in Wild at Heart, no? I don't know if I'm THAT daring to wear it out, but I wouldn't do it with that stud thing. I'm not a studs kind of a girl.
4.) There's something about it that I find sexy.
5.) Pink skintight satin pants! So '80s.
6.) Yeah, I like it.

Coco Rochaaa

Kinda fierce

Reprezentin'

Sexy asian model Hye Park photographed by Miles Aldridge.

James Franco > Josh Hartnett

Apparently the two have been beefing it because they're both trying to go for the lead role of Jack Keroac's On The Road.

It HAS to go to Franco. I mean, there is no competition.

James Franco played James DEAN for Christ's sake. And he will forever be in my heart since he was on Freaks and Geeks. I mean, c'mon.

Team Franco ftw!