Twin Peaks paraody on SNL starring Kyle MacLachlan himself!

Awww Agent Cooper<3

Rosario Dawson is SO CUTE.

Like, she's not just cute, but you could also label her gorgeous and sexy. Really.

GWEN STEFANI DOLLS!

The first one is all special edition and shit so it's like $100, but the second set is only $15 at Target! I am SO getting one.

Speaking of celebrity dolls, I have an old Britney one lying around somewhere and I oughta cut off her hair and shit to keep her up to date, you know?

Sascha Baron Cohen wears funny t-shirts

Sweet.

Hilary Duff turns skankatron?!

Naw, I think it's super cute! Her makeup might be too much though.

Ten Worst Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak

This article is too sweet.

http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do/

Why Christian Bale is a Bad Ass

I could not agree more with this article. This is for the assholes who are all like, "I don't see what the big deal with him is!" when I go fangirlnutz over this bitch.

http://www.filmwad.com/featured-why-christian-bale-is-a-badass-3312-p.html

Irinaaaa

1.) With Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon!
2.) Photographed by Helena Christensen for Marie Claire

Christina Ricci at a Hugo Boss fashion show in Berlin

She is SO CUTE! That hair is for the Speed Racer movie and quite frankly, I approve. I think she looks absolutely adorable!

Jaime Pressly rules!

According to In Touch, Jaime Pressly thinks Ugly Betty is a joke. "It bores the hell out of me. I can't stand it," she said.

"They're purposefully big-upping the ugly fat girl to make everybody feel great, but it also glamorizes the fact that people are getting plastic surgery because they can. It's really bizarre."

ABC reps had no comment regarding her outburst.

RIGHT ON.

Gwen and Kingston at the beach in Malibu

Hooray for the cutest baby ever! And look at mommy's abs! My god!

NEVILLE, BE MINE.

Behold! My favorite teens of Harry Potter: Matthew Lewis and the Phelps twins AKA Neville Longbottom and the Weasley twins.


I've always loved you, Neville. Remember that day? And I gave you a bouquet of giant sunflowers.

Shia's Vanity Fair Scans!

I love the last one. It's so ~Hollywood~

Amy Sedaris likes bunnies

What I like about rabbits is the idea of having a prey animal in your house. Their instinct is that they’re always going to be eaten and I like letting her know that she’s safe, so it’s really fun for me. I like how dominating they are. I like that someone can actually put me in my place. She sleeps with me at night and I wake up to her in the morning. They’re really good communicators and I just happen to relate more to animals than people so I think we just really understand each other.

I like Amy and I like bunnies too!

My favorite family at the park

Why is Gwen Stefani SO COOL? I wish I could go around with my hair like that in a midriff shirt without looking absolutely ridiculous. Kudos.

CHRISTINA RICCI AND ADAM GOLDBERG STILL TOGETHER!

Yay!!!!!!!!!! Christina Ricci is sporting a happy welcome back from a sexy Jew, a cute dog, and a new haircut. Loves it.

Shia in Nylon Guys

Sex on leggzzz.

Forget Paris Hilton in Hawaii, I want her swimsuit

It's so hot.

Linday's out of rehab and shit

And I like her outfit.

Who knew that Liv Tyler also had an adorable family?

I suppose it shouldn't be too hard to guess. Look at them! They're like a clean version of Kate, Pete, and Lila. God bless.