Don't believe the hype!

Rumors began circulating the internet late last night that Meg White has a sex tape! Judging from the teaser photo, it's no way possible! Silly kids.

James Franco is squinty

Yeah... I'm over it.. officially.

Adrien Grenier is officially gay.

1.) He hangs out with Paris Hilton. Apparently, a lot.
2.) He drinks Smirnoff Ice.
3.) He's bringing Smirnoff Ice to Paris Hilton's house.
4.) You know they've totally done it.

I don't need anymore reasons than that. Gone are the days of Lyle in Cecil B. Demented. Gone are the days of starring opposite of Melissa Joan Hart aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch in Drive Me Crazy (and the Britney Spears music video, no less). Gone are the days of his indie cred forever.

I officially hate him. Fucking Entourage.

Pete Doherty has not been looking so good

And the eyeliner has got to go. There has been a lot of news about him, but I just haven't posted because I'm so over it. He lost all his sex appeal. Loser.

Kate > Pete

L.A.M.B's new shoes

Gwen baby, you're beginning to get tackier and tackier. DOWNGRADE.

Mary-Kate looking dirty per usual

I'm so over that look.

Julianne Moore goes blonde

I don't like it. What was wrong with the red??

Why does the bitch even try?

Mandy Moore looking awful for Blender again. Honest to god, those pictures are so awful.

Jessica Stam's new DKNY Delicious Night fragarance campaign

Hate it. Along with the pink and green Dior ads, man. Jessica Stam is going into a downward spiral, I hate to say.

Keira is the new face of Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume

Keira will advertise the new Chanel perfume 'Coco Mademoiselle'.

The last Chanel commercial took place in New York at night and featured a view of illuminated Brooklyn Bridge. For the new advert Chanel decided to move back to the roots of elegance and Paris luxury.

Keira Knightley will wear a red silk dress designed by Karl Lagerfeld and will stand in front of the Eiffel Tower and in front of the pillar of the Vendôme square while the sun goes down.

UGH, BULLSHIT. KATE MOSS > KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, PERIOD.

Oh my god, Megan Fox is ugly

I used to think she was pretty, but I was wrong. Porn star with skin problems wrong. Homegirl is on her way to becoming an old Angelina Jolie too fast. (She'll never be AJ anyway.)

Dear Vince Vaughn,

Give me a reason to love you again.

Mandy Moore in Blender

So plain, so boring. How unsurprising.

Kelly Dykeson

When will the world learn that Kelly Clarkson is a big lesbo cow?

P.S. This whole Paris Hilton debacle is too disgusting for words.
Yet kind of hilarious.

Shia LaBeouf is a hottie boobatwatty

I've always had a love/hate relationship with Louis Stevens on Even Stevens and then he grew up and I was like, DAMN. Whattafox, etc. And it was that way for a while until Disturbia and I started realizing that this dude's a giant dick. Too bad. Good actor though.

Actor SHIA LaBEOUF is determined to keep himself out of the public eye and not follow in the footsteps of stars like LINDSAY LOHAN, because he wants his career to be taken seriously. The Disturbia star is instead modelling his Hollywood future on actors such as Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn. He says, "I want a career like those guys, not like a Lindsay Lohan. She's a talented actress but has made some scary decisions. "If I'm perceived as someone like that I'm going to be screwed giving a Michael Caine performance. Being seen just as a celebrity can be as bad as having your movie tank. "I want a career that's different from some of the people of my generation."

I hate it when they get preachy like that.

Come back to me, Louis.

Cho Chang

So this is supposed to be the bitch who plays Cho Chang in Harry Potter movies. I'm not even gonna try to find out her real name.

Mediocre at best.