Alan Cumming!!

Fagging about with fellow ambiguous queer Mika. So cute and bi-curious.

[Image from perez, obviously.]

John Waters at Hairspray premiere

I know the Pope of Trash knows he can do better but we all know homie is making BANK. So good for him. And I hear he has a special little cameo in the movie, and I'm thinking as Penny's hypnotist again? That'd be pretty sweet.

And I like his shoes.

Paris pudge!

Heheh, you and me both bitch.

Jeff Goldblum still sexy

He's got to be my favorite jew giant.

Julianne Moore goes blonde

I don't like it. What was wrong with the red??

Shia likes jolly fat gays

“I’m a big fan of PerezHilton.com and TMZ.com. I’d hate to be on those sites, but I can’t stop reading them.”

Of course you can't, you conceited bastard. On the real, homeboy must be filthy stinking rich though.

Hilary, what did you do?

The top is just awful and OH MY GOD, CRIMPED HAIR. Enough said.