VMAs

1.) Rihanna - HOTTTT.
2.) Lil' Mama - lolz. I like her eye makeup and her pacifier in any case.
3.) Nelly Furtado - WHY THE HAIR, BABY.
4.) Tila Tequila - why the fuck was she there?
5.) Megan Fox - ugly, duh.

And Paris Hilton: GWEN STEFANI MUCH?

Dresses

I would love Ashley's dress if she didn't wear those stupid belts and took off the stupid necklace. There's way too much going on. It'd also look nicer if she wore bigger heels considering her height and how long the dress is.


And I hate to admit it, but I actually really like Sienna Miller's dress.

2007 BET Awards: Yay Black People

OHHHHHHhhh Vivica.... (what are we going to do with you.)

Alicia bbgrl, y u so boring?!

The Queen Bee! Period.

I don't think Eve got the memo that she is not Gwen Stefani.

Rihanna's such a sexy bitch.

Ana Beatriz Barros at the Romeo & Juliet Opening in NY

Love her dress. Rock it bitch!!

Knocked Up

Two thumbs up for Knocked Up. What better way to have an opening sequence containing ODB's "I Like It Raw"???

And I swear it was practically a Freaks and Geeks reunion!


But more importantly, where the hell was I when Bill (er, Martin Starr) turned from this:


TO THIS?!?!


Amazing!!

CFDA Awards

How absolutely stunning is Karen Elson?! Mommy glow!!

However, Petra Nemcova will always be a fat whore.



Irina, why are you looking so greasy?! I still can't help but love her. She may not be a very good model and all, but she's just so cool. The bitch was the drummer for the Babyshambles for Christ's sake! And we all know that chick drummers are fucking sexy.

Overall, pretty much everyone looked horrible at the CFDA Awards (sans Mrs. White/Gillis of course) or the photographers weren't very good. At all.