Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Mandy Moore in Blender


So plain, so boring. How unsurprising.

Benji's New 'Do


I won't lie; I kind of like it. I like the white/silver part anyway.

Lindsay Lohan's Jill Stuart Campaign


I honestly prefer her modeling skills to her acting.

Simply Irresistible


Shia, why do you do this to me.

All Smiles on the Moss-Doherty Family Front


How adorable!!!


They oughta be awarded the cutest dirtiest couple of the year. And I like that Pete's fly is down. Yum?

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If anyone knows anything about me, they should know I can't stand Alessandra Ambrosio. It's really something about her face.. she looks like a total bitch for one. And what really bugs the shit out of me is HER TEETH. Like she has really big teeth but her gums aren't having it or something. Something's just not right along with her squinty eyes. Oh, and she looks like a man. And the worst part is that she's not a good model.


These Victoria's Secret models seriously need to find new poses and faces. I'm sick of the typical kiss-blow and fake open-mouth laugh.

First Brit-Brit Post!


What's kind of sad is that I think I have a similar pair of panties except in maroon. (0mGz tw1nZ13z!!1!)

Two from the Chanel Paris-Monte Carlo Fall 2007 Campaign


Like I've said, I'm not exactly a fan of Irina's modelwork, but I love these ads! (Photographed by Karl Lagerfield, naturally.)

From Carolina Herrera Resort 2007


How cute is this dress?! I can totally imagine myself at a picnic enjoying a nice sandwich playing scrabble or possibly even on a yacht.. playing scrabble or even at a cocktail party!

The Cokeheads vs. The Drunkies


Kate Moss clashed with Amy Winehouse's fella Blake Fielder-Civil as the festival season kicked off on the Isle of Wight.

Still celebrating her blinding set on Saturday, Amy and her new hubby yesterday headed for the VIP Rolling Stones backstage area.

But after working his way through a rider of 24 bottles of champagne, Blake was feeling lairy and jumped on Kate at the bar.

The model, at the event with Pete Doherty, reacted violently as Blake tried to put an arm round her. An onlooker said: “Kate went mental. Blake asked where her boyfriend was and she sneered ‘Gone for a p*ss, you f***ing queer’.

“Kate shouted to her security guard, ‘Get him out the way’, and he was thrown out.”


So the moral of the story is: Kate > Amy (duh) and more importantly, don't fuck with Kate Moss.