Monday, September 17, 2007

Shirtless Shia in Malibu!






Heck yes.

Zac Efron should consider growing out a moustache


I think.

Jennifer Garner in Marie Claire






She looks hot in black and white.

Hayden and Milo together?


I guess that's kind of cute.

Stephen Colbert on the Simpsons!!!


It airs this Sunday, the 23rd. I can't wait!

Tracy Morgan tells it like it is


It's a wonder Tracy Morgan never hauled off and slugged Jimmy Fallon on the set of "Saturday Night Live." His castmates were bothered during skits by Fallon's "laughing and all that dumb shit he used to do - he wouldn't mess with me because I didn't fucking play that shit. That's taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, 'Oh, look at me, I'm the cute one.' I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he never did."

Thank God someone else recognizes that Jimmy Fallon sucks.

Another reason Keira Knightley should keep her mouth shut


Besides the fact that it's aesthetically unappealing, she managed to open it in order to say this:
Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the size, height and everything else, of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realize that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ‘I don’t think it’d be healthy for me to stay here much longer.'

Are you fucking kidding me bitch?

The coolest guys in comedy TV


Cute!