Parliaments forever

I don't get it when people see pictures of models smoking and they're like, "oMg she sm0kez h0w seeww gr0zzz!!1! noooo~~!" Yeah, people smoke. But that shouldn't determine whether or not it makes them a good model or a person in general. And it's not like they're exactly disgusting people because of it. At least they're not doing worse things out there like.. crack.


And speaking of crack, Pete Doherty's pretty open about his crack/smack/whatever that's freaky and blood related use, but it doesn't seem to deter him from making great music. At all. Models smoking cigarettes, if anything, would help them be a better model! Nice and thin! What Pete smokes, snorts, or injects on his own time is his own business.

Shia LaBeouf is a hottie boobatwatty

I've always had a love/hate relationship with Louis Stevens on Even Stevens and then he grew up and I was like, DAMN. Whattafox, etc. And it was that way for a while until Disturbia and I started realizing that this dude's a giant dick. Too bad. Good actor though.

Actor SHIA LaBEOUF is determined to keep himself out of the public eye and not follow in the footsteps of stars like LINDSAY LOHAN, because he wants his career to be taken seriously. The Disturbia star is instead modelling his Hollywood future on actors such as Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn. He says, "I want a career like those guys, not like a Lindsay Lohan. She's a talented actress but has made some scary decisions. "If I'm perceived as someone like that I'm going to be screwed giving a Michael Caine performance. Being seen just as a celebrity can be as bad as having your movie tank. "I want a career that's different from some of the people of my generation."

I hate it when they get preachy like that.

Come back to me, Louis.

Some of Sarah Silverman for Maxim

I don't really find her that attractive (and her voice is rather annoying). On her show, I believe she described herself as something along the lines of "hot but not so hot that it's out of your league hot," which is pretty accurate. Her stand-up isn't that great (she can't host award shows either), but she certainly can act and she's just so crude, shameless, ridiculous, and does so with a straight face. It's everything I appreciate in comedy.

I remember first seeing her on Greg the Bunny. Speaking of which, Seth Green, where have you been?

Paris Hilton hates Sarah Silverman

Not my love!!!

Remember this???

1.) Paris looks like she's gonna cry.
2.) That is not water Jack Nicholson is drinking. Bless his heart.

Anyway, she was overheard saying backstage:

"She's a fucking bitch. I hate her."


Paris, don't fuck with my bitch.

Maggie Gyllenhall ain't no pansy

Feed that baby!!!

Kate Moss' New Top Shop Collection

She can do no wrong.

Monica Belluci

Miz Belucci, do you ever age???

"Wait, now that I'm closer I can tell that you're old."

But you're still heaven sent.

Cho Chang

So this is supposed to be the bitch who plays Cho Chang in Harry Potter movies. I'm not even gonna try to find out her real name.

Mediocre at best.

Paul Rudd

Sexy beast. Ever since I first saw him as Cher's adorable stepbrother in Clueless, I underestimated his talent of good quality comedy. And then I saw Wet Hot American Summer (after 200 Cigarettes, but that's not where he fully excercised his comedic capabilities considering how his character had a quickie with Courtney Love in a bathroom stall of a diner). He was also in some of the best tv shows ever like Strangers with Candy, Stella, and Reno 911! (I'm going to leave out Friends under the category of "best tv shows ever" but he was on it.) And now he's kind of making a boom in Hollywood after Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm told Knocked Up is supposed to pretty hilarious so.

And god bless Judd Apatow. (Maybe a post on him later because Freaks and Geeks rules.)