Eva Green's Midnight Poison TV Spot

She has got to be one of the greatest things to come out of France. Alongside you know, crepes and fries. Yum!

And the Muse sucks.

The boys of Superbad on Leno

Apparently they don't like snakes... I wish Michael Cera had talked more. Apparently he's dating the weirdo asian girl from Knocked Up, Charlene Yi. Yeah, what?! Well at least it comforts me that he's down with asians.

Natalie Portman's in the short film prologue of The Darjeeling Limited

I'm not really a big fan of her, but she looks really cute. She's too hoity toity uptight preachy take me seriously snob for my taste. I like her better when she's not taking herself so seriously like in that SNL skit where she raps. That was tight.

Gisele in Italian GQ

Styled by Dolce & Gabbana and photographed by Steven Klein. These pictures don't really compliment her well in my opinion. I already posted the cover and commented on how much I love that bikini.

Maggie Gyllenhaal for Agent Provacateur

I don't mind it, but I think it could've been waaay better. I much prefer her campaign with Miu Miu (photographed by Terry Richardson!)

Kate Moss' alleged new beau

It's Jamie Hince from the Kills! I doubt they're really together. But everyone should know that he's really fucking cool-- way cooler than Pete Doherty (cuz uh Jamie isn't a belligerent addict) and they'd probably make a cute couple.

The Darjeeling Limited premiere in Venice

Yay! Of course Owen Wilson (for obvious reasons involving suicide attempts), Natalie Portman (probably saving starving children with AIDs and tetanus or something), and Anjelica Huston (for some reason) were not there. But Bill Murray was! And Adrien Brody's got some serious coke dealer look going on.

Michelle Williams is cute

I never really realized how cute she is. Fuck you, Heath Ledger. She was too good for him anyway.


And I'm really digging the hair.. it kind of reminds me of Carrie Brownstein from Sleater-Kinney (far right).

Mischa Barton is one tacky bitch

And is it just me or does homegirl now have some thunder thighs? Or is it because those cut off shorts are extremely unflattering, I don't know..