Eva Green's Midnight Poison ads!!!

Finally, an elegant and gorgeous breath of fresh air!!!

NO NO NO

Terri Hatcher is the new face of Badgely Mischka. Even the Olsen Twins' campaign was better than this. When will the world finally see that she is nothing but an ugly old hag? She's been long past her prime. (And it's nice what a lot of photoshop and high contrast lighting can do, yeah?)

Mandy Moore... YAWNNN

“I’ve probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I’m a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time enjoying one glass of wine and just being relaxed. It’s a bit of a control thing - I don’t like not being in control of my words. I like to go to bed at 10pm, or 10.30pm, because I like to wake up at 7am. Maybe for some people drink and drugs work for them, but I’m not a tortured artist. I wouldn’t turn to some sort of substance to make me feel better, I’d turn to writing.”

Blahhhhh, shut your boring trap bitch.

Kim Kardashian's Armenian backside

“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”

If there's anything I learned this summer, it's that ARMENIANS DO HAVE BIG BUTTS AND BOOBS IT'S SO TRUE. Seriously.

"Paris, Je T'aime" by Steven Meisel for Vogue (September '07)

The models are Sasha Pivovarova, Coco Rocha, Gemma Ward, Caroline Trentini, Guinevere Van Seenus, and Agyness Devyn. It's a pretty good ed.. oh, Steven Meisel. Coco, Sasha, and Gemma were great. Especially Sasha and Coco, I think. And god, I hate Agyness.

But speaking of the title of the ed, I saw that movie and it was very cute.