Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Mary-Kate Update




I only like the last one but only because it reminds me of Zooey Deschanel.


At least it's better than her Factory Girl stint.

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK #1:
Maria Bello, who co-stars in the upcoming sequel film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, told SCI FI Wire that she plays a kick-ass version of the character originated by Rachel Weisz.

Bello, who won wide acclaim for 2005's A History of Violence, spoke at the Toronto International Film Festival and added that she dyed her normally blond hair auburn for the sequel. "Yeah, it's for a film role. It's for Mummy 3, and I love it," she said.


A MUMMY MOVIE WITHOUT RACHEL WEISZ AND ODED FEHR, WHAT THE FUCK. She supposedly turned it down because the script sucks because NO SHIT, THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A THIRD MUMMY. The first two were fine enough. And The Scorpion King was definitely pushing it.

WHAT THE FUCK #2:



What the FUCK happened to Natasha Lyonne? I used to love her until I figured out that she's kind of a shithead. Like, you know you're fucked when Tara Reid is looking better than you.