Thursday, August 2, 2007

Hollywood's Leat Wanted Hollywood Body Parts

EYES: Tori Spelling, Paris Hilton (YEAH), Renee Zellweger. Steve Buscemi (I still love you), Jermaine Dupri, William H. Macy

LIPS: Sheryl Crow, Lisa Rinner, Amanda Plummer. Zach Braff, Gary Shandling, Al Pacino

CHEEKS: Calista Flockhart (I think they're fine), Julia Stiles (God yes), Nicollette Sheridan. Clay Aiken, Marc Anthony, Steven Tyler

JAWLINE/CHIN: Reese Witherspoon (it's okay, I have the same problem too), Rumer Willis (uh duh), Lisa Kudrow. Jaw Leno, Hugh Laurie, Edward Norton (yeah..)

NOSE: Sarah Jessica Parker, Claire Danes (I KNOW), Tori Spelling. Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, (no way, Wilson and Brody's noses rule) Zach Braff.

SKIN: Britney Spears (hahaha), Victoria Beckham (bitch is greasy), Cameron Diaz. Diddy, Pete Doherty (hahaha)

HAIR: Amy Winehouse (nappy), Britney Spears (hahahaha), Pink (hey, what's wrong with her hair?). Phil Spector, John Travolta, Donald Trump

BODY: Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love, Nicole Richie (whatever). Billy Bob Thornton, Jack Black

For the annoying details, go here:
http://www.body-philosophy.net/Worst_Celebrity_Body_Parts?page=0%2C0

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody canceled (finally)


"The Suite Life is no more. Thats right there will not be a 4th season of "The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody". Yesterday they filmed their last episode and they have torn down the set. I am so sad that this is what it comes down to! Such a popular show is no longer on air. I hope that they decide to bring it back but only time will tell. Disney X is currently holding a petition this way Disney can make a 4th season."

After seeing The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, I will never look at those dumb twins the same again. (I know it was only Dylan Sprouse who was in it, but I can't tell the difference anyway.) But that asian chick was hot.

Mary-Kate at the Weeds Season 3 premiere


I think the look is cute.

Rihanna in Maxim Germany






She's seen better days. God, I hate the photography in Maxim magazine. It's so cheap.

9 Superpowers You Might Actually Want

1.) Ultra Liver Function
2.) The Human Condom
3.) Wifi Brain
4.) Gaydar
5.) Polymorph Clothing
6.) Pepper Spray Breath
7.) Humor ESP
8.) Mute Button
9.) Gravity-defying Body Parts

Go here for more details:
http://www.thisisby.us/index.php/content/9_superpowers_you_might_actually_want

Pretty funny!

Van Sant all up in the Kool-Aid!!

Nearly 40 years after its original publication, Tom Wolfe's hallucinogenic tome "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" is headed for the bigscreen.

Gus Van Sant is attached to direct, and Lance Black ("Big Love") will write the script. FilmColony's Richard Gladstein is producing, and he's in the process of setting the project with a financier.

The book told the story of a cross-country road trip that "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" author Ken Kesey orchestrated with a group called the Merry Pranksters. Driving in a psychedelically painted bus from California to visit the World's Fair in New York in 1964, Kesey and his band used the trip as a way to turn on those they met to the mind-expanding wonders of LSD.

It's likely Wolfe will not be a major character in the film, which will focus on Kesey and include events that occurred after the road trip.


I can't wait!! Gus Van Sant, don't disappoint me now! Cuz Elephant sucked and Last Days was only okay because Michael Pitt, Asia Argento, and Kim Gordon were in it. Okay.

What 16,777,216 different colors look like


Trippy.

7-legged lamb!


A seven-legged lamb is pictured on its farm at Methven near Christchurch in the South Island of New Zealand, Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Veterinarian Steve Williams said he believed a misprint in embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydactyl, with many legs, a condition that occurs once in several million sheep.

Did you know?

David Lynch's Tips for a Great Prom!

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/8/2missildine.html

I love it!

ScarJo for Louis Vuitton F/W '07 by Mert & Marcus






These are much, MUCH better than last season's. Jesus, they like to play up her paleness.

Videos of sexy Brazilian models at the Halloween parties






These girls love their halloween parties. In any case, Alessandra actually looks kind of cute at the beginning of the second video and unsurprisingly, Ana Beatriz looks SUPER coked out. Nice.