Friday, July 27, 2007

So how hard does Paul Rudd rule?


Paul Rudd takes off his pants, enjoys a tall can of Budweiser, burps really loudly (naturally) discusses who he's had sex with in Hollywood, and makes out with a hand puppet squirrel... all in the back of a cab. Fabulous!

Dakota Fanning grows up



NIGGA WUT?!?!

Hilary's new man?


Quite frankly, I hope not. He's a hockey player.

UH OH

MARC Jacobs is so jealous of couture king John Galliano, he loudly trash-mouths his rival during workouts at the David Barton Gym on West 23rd Street. Our spy snips, "Marc and his trainer always talk very loudly - it's annoying. All he does is complain about Galliano - even after [Galliano's best friend and right-hand man] Stephen Robinson died in April. It was disgusting. He's so jealous of John." We didn't call Jacobs for comment because the last time we did, his rep leaked the story to WWD.

OHDAMN. I choose Galliano over Jacobs though, sorry. Jacobs can be too much of a princess sometimes.

JOHNNY DEPP AS SWEENEY TODD


YESSSS. JOHNNY PLEASE REDEEM YOURSELF FOR MAKING CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I HAD TO ALMOST HATE YOU AND TIM BURTON.

Asia Argento in Italian Arena






You have no idea how much I love this bitch, but where's her ~*dark n dirrty*~ side?

More on the Gwen Stefani dollz





lol, they're like bratz. I'd get the last one.

Shia at the San Diego Comic-Con via satellite


YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY. And for comic purposes, Ben Foster:


YO WUDDUP ELMER FUDD.

Billy Boyd at the Simpsons Movie premiere in London




PIPPIN U R00L MAI WURLD NO MATTER WUT

Christian Bale being pensive and HOT HOT HOT


LIKE, SCORCHING HOT.

The After from "Before and After" by Inez and Vinoodh






Yeah, see, not as good. Especially after seeing the before shots.

The Before from "Before and After" by Inez and Vinoodh






I need to get the lastest issue of V stat! And for what may seem like the first time ever, I actually like the before shots better.