47 Year Old Sean Penn in Malibu

Oooooh. He was in my dream this morning. He's no Johnny Depp, but he certainly will do.

Christian Bale at the 3:10 to Yuma premiere

I love the little bump by his eye. And I'm down to see this movie. I watched the original a couple of weeks ago.

"Delivery" by Babyshambles

I was so over this motherfucker, but then he had to go ahead and make a music video and remind me how much I love his voice (although the song is only mediocre). And the kitties make a special appearance!!!

Apparently he was very recently arrested but for some odd reason, they let him go. How the hell does this keep on happening?!

There have been rumors that he and Kate are back together and I sincerely doubt it. Or at least I hope it's not true.

Elijah Wood demonstrates the "Puppet Master" on Yo Gabba Gabba

Pretty fucking good if you ask me. And I think he looks really good on top of that. God bless him.

I love it when celebrities have cameos on kids' shows. Like this one time Drew Barrymore was Sesame Street and I remember that was pretty special.

And everyone should appreciate this:

More MK on Weeds

She's actually not too bad in it and she's doing more than Ashley in any case.

The sex on New Zealander legs that is Flight of the Conchords

This is pretty much my favorite show right now. (If I could have a threesome with any two people, it would definitely be them. Imagine their sex faces!)

And for ha ha's, it's Bret as Figwit in Return of the King!


Sooo delicious.

Someone really needs to please explain this to me

SHIA LABEOUF AT A BAR WITH RIHANNA. THAT'D BE HOT BUT LIKE WHAT. WHEN AND HOW AND WHAT, ETC.

Shannyn Sossamon in In Style UK

She looks different in this photoshoot, but still sexy.

Gwen's sexy L commercial

Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna bringing the sexy to some event

New Sweeney Todd photo!

Tim Burton talking to Johnny Depp. I really can't wait!

Fernanda Motta to host Brazil's Next Top Model

According to RG Vogue, model Fernanda Motta has been confirmed as the presenter of Brazil's Next Top Model, the national franchise of Tyra Banks' popular show. The panel of judges will include designer Alexandre Herchcovitch, editor Erika Palomino, and Paulo Borges, responsible for São Paulo Fashion Week. The winner will be featured on the cover of Elle Brazil and score a modeling contract with Ford. The show will debut on Sony on October 3.

She's so gorgeous therefore I'd be so down. Plus, it's BRAZIL. That's gonna be one hot show.

Spike Jonze + Drew Barrymore

How cute! I wish I could date him. I think Drew has good taste.

Janeane Garofalo: new addittion to 24

So she's supposed to be playing an FBI agent or something.

I love her to death, but I still say no.

Apparently Doherty wants to go on the Weakest Link?

Doherty is reported as saying:

"People might not realise it, but I am well-educated and well-read. I can prove there is more to me than just drugs."

He's trying to win back Kate or something. I think it's bullshit but I just wanted to post that quote because it's true, Pete is (was?) pretty intellectual and a very good musician but uhhh he's got a lot of shit to short out. Junkie kinda shit.

Seth Rogen's High School Graduation Write-Up

Aww

Ana Beatriz Barros looking pretty and shit

Carolyn Murphy by Steven Meisel

I really can't decide about her. (But I love Meisel, duh)

Caroline Winberg, Patricia Schmid, and Inguna Butane in "La Finca"

I LOVE Caroline and Patricia's alright too but I can't stand Inguna.