A Response to Pop Culture: 08/09/07

Fabrizio humping Har Mar!!! (?)

Fabrizio aka THE MAN on-stage with Har Mar at the 1234 Music Festival in London. He takes my heart away.

Robert Schwartzman!!!

I'm digging the look!! Now you can really tell he's Jason's brother. He's with Gia Coppola. The Schwartzman-Coppola cousin connection's cute.

Helena Bonham Carter preggerz?!?!

Looks like it. And if so, congrats!! She and Tim Burton = love. (She was one of my favorites in Order of the Phoenix.)

Stuart Townsend has let himself go

Boy howdy! I'll never forget him as Dorian Gray in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. God, what the fuck happened to you, Stewy?! He's with Charlize Theron by the way and we all know that she's whatever.

Pete Doherty has not been looking so good

And the eyeliner has got to go. There has been a lot of news about him, but I just haven't posted because I'm so over it. He lost all his sex appeal. Loser.

Kate > Pete

Danny BonaDOUCHEeee

Danny Bonaduce delivers a baby gift basket on Tuesday to the home of Joel Madden for Nicole Richie as a radio stunt.

When Danny arrived to the house, he called into the ‘Adam Carolla Radio Show’ and was live on the air as he knocked on her door, not expecting anyone to answer.

Danny stood at the door waiting for a couple minutes and to his surprise the mum-to-be opened the door and accepted the gift bag.

Lmao his pants with the Misfits patch.

More to love about Shannyn Sossamon!

She plays drums in a band with two of her sisters and John Frusciante's girlfriend called WarPaint. She's so fucking sexy.

That reminds me, I watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang the other day and she was in it and I squealed. And so was Angela Lindvall! I was gonna make a post about her, but I got lazy.

More on The Ten premiere party or whatever it was

Janeane Garofalo, two guys I don't know who they are, and David Wain!

In any case, Janeane's looking really good. I see that she's lost some weight and got rid of the blonde (the blonde was okay in my book). She's kind of what Amy Winehouse would look like if she was gorgeous. You know.

And here's David Wain singing (sort of) "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. Oh, those kooky kids!

And the trailer for The Ten:

The movie is ten stories, each inspired by one of the Ten Commandments.

A guy (Adam Brody) who becomes a celebrity after falling out of a plane = "Thou Shalt Worship No God Before Me"

A librarian (Gretchen Mol) who has a sexual awakening in Mexico with a swarthy local (Justin Theroux) = "Thou Shalt not Take the Lord's Name in Vain"

A doctor (Ken Marino) who kills his patient "as a goof" = "Thou Shalt Not Kill"

A police detective (Liev Schreiber) who covets his neighbor's CAT Scan machine = "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House"

A mother (Kerri Kenney-Silver) who enlists an Arnold Schwarzenneger impersonator (Oliver Platt) to be a father figure to her children = "Honor Thy Mother and Thy Father"

A prisoner (Rob Corddry) who desires a fellow inmate's "bitch" for his own = "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife"

A woman (Winona Ryder) who falls in love with a ventriloquist's puppet = "Thou Shalt Not Steal"

A Rhinoceros (voice of H. Jon Benjamin) who learns the pitfalls of gossip = "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness"

A husband (A. D. Miles) who skips church with his family to get naked with his friends and listen to Roberta Flack = "Remember the Sabbath and Keep it Holy"

Jeff Reigert (Paul Rudd) presents all of these stories to the audience, while struggling with his own moral dilemma: having to choose between his beautiful wife (Famke Janssen) and his also beautiful but somewhat younger mistress (Jessica Alba) = "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"

I love how they say their names in the trailer and yeah, what the fuck at Jessica Alba being in it also. I don't know, it looks pretty good to me because Wet Hot American Summer was amazing. A friend of mine saw it and said it was hilarious. I must see it!

JACK WHITE AND KAREN ELSON WELCOME NEW BABY!!

Jack White and his wife, Karen Elson, are the parents of a baby boy.

The couple's second child, named Henry Lee White, was born Tuesday, a publicist for the White Stripes frontman said Wednesday.

White and Elson have a 15-month-old daughter, Scarlett Teresa White.

"The new child and his mother are both feeling very healthy and happy," White's representative, Chloe Walsh, said in a statement to The Associated Press.

White, 32, married Elson, a 28-year-old model, in 2005. The White Stripes are on a break from their North America tour, which will resume Sept. 13 at the Kiva Auditorium in Albuquerque, N.M.

How exciting! And adorable. Awww, happy celebrity families.. (I don't know why the picture's so small)

Aguilera's new fragarance

Targeting the 16-35-year-old consumer, the fragrance is an oriental floral with top notes of blackcurrant, a heart of peony and prune and a base of vanilla. It comes in a curvy glass bottle, intended to recall the star’s silhouette, and is embossed with a black lacy design and decorated with a black bow at the neck.

Sounds lovely!!

L.A.M.B's new shoes

Gwen baby, you're beginning to get tackier and tackier. DOWNGRADE.

Natalia Vodianova in "Lost Highway" by Carter Smith

Aaah, I love her.

"Bewitched" by Nick Knight (Vogue UK September '01)

Soo cute. Sometimes I think Nick Knight's stuff is pretty hit or miss.

Heather Marks for Sisley F/W '07 by Terry Richardson (of course)

I so wasn't expecting Heather Marks to be in a Sisley campaign. Or even ever be photographed by Terry Richardson! This campaign is kind of boring compared to the other Sisley ones, but she looks good. Even if she basically has the same expression throughout.