9 Superpowers You Might Actually Want

1.) Ultra Liver Function
2.) The Human Condom
3.) Wifi Brain
4.) Gaydar
5.) Polymorph Clothing
6.) Pepper Spray Breath
7.) Humor ESP
8.) Mute Button
9.) Gravity-defying Body Parts

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