More on The Ten premiere party or whatever it was

Janeane Garofalo, two guys I don't know who they are, and David Wain!

In any case, Janeane's looking really good. I see that she's lost some weight and got rid of the blonde (the blonde was okay in my book). She's kind of what Amy Winehouse would look like if she was gorgeous. You know.

And here's David Wain singing (sort of) "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. Oh, those kooky kids!


And the trailer for The Ten:


The movie is ten stories, each inspired by one of the Ten Commandments.

A guy (Adam Brody) who becomes a celebrity after falling out of a plane = "Thou Shalt Worship No God Before Me"

A librarian (Gretchen Mol) who has a sexual awakening in Mexico with a swarthy local (Justin Theroux) = "Thou Shalt not Take the Lord's Name in Vain"

A doctor (Ken Marino) who kills his patient "as a goof" = "Thou Shalt Not Kill"

A police detective (Liev Schreiber) who covets his neighbor's CAT Scan machine = "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House"

A mother (Kerri Kenney-Silver) who enlists an Arnold Schwarzenneger impersonator (Oliver Platt) to be a father figure to her children = "Honor Thy Mother and Thy Father"

A prisoner (Rob Corddry) who desires a fellow inmate's "bitch" for his own = "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife"

A woman (Winona Ryder) who falls in love with a ventriloquist's puppet = "Thou Shalt Not Steal"

A Rhinoceros (voice of H. Jon Benjamin) who learns the pitfalls of gossip = "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness"

A husband (A. D. Miles) who skips church with his family to get naked with his friends and listen to Roberta Flack = "Remember the Sabbath and Keep it Holy"

Jeff Reigert (Paul Rudd) presents all of these stories to the audience, while struggling with his own moral dilemma: having to choose between his beautiful wife (Famke Janssen) and his also beautiful but somewhat younger mistress (Jessica Alba) = "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"

I love how they say their names in the trailer and yeah, what the fuck at Jessica Alba being in it also. I don't know, it looks pretty good to me because Wet Hot American Summer was amazing. A friend of mine saw it and said it was hilarious. I must see it!